As heard on TV one morning while shaving:
Morning Show Talking Head: So tell us what drives hedge fund managers?
Hedge Fund Dude: It's just never ending. Thinking about what is going to work next. I have a friend who is worth $150 million who is working some new ideas for a fund.
Talking Head: If I had $150 million, the last thing I would do is start a hedge fund.
Hedge Fund Dude: That's why you don't have $150 million.